imagine everyone on the enterprise treating uhura like everyone on tumblr treats natalie dormer
imagine jim telling spock that “uhura could literally kick me in the shins, spit on my face, and take the captains chair away from me and i’d probably be like ‘okay thank you do you want a footrub your eyes are so pretty’”
the number of people who have reblogged this with tags like ‘what do you mean ‘imagine’???’ or ‘what are you talking about this is actual cannon’ gives me hope for the future
imagine after spock’s pon farr incident everyone gathers in the rec room to gossip and figure out what happened
bones and jim are there and theyre trying to get them to stop but its not working
eventually spock walks in and the whole room hushes
he pulls out his lyre, and sits down to play a song
imagine everyone thinking that he was going to play and sing about heartbreak and woe and chapel pulled out a handkerchief in advance
imagine everyones face when spock, to the best of his ability, starts playing ‘problem’ by ariana grande
imagine spock in a massage chair
Spock sat upright in the vibrating chair-motionless-as he schooled his expression into one of disinterest. Eventually, the crew members who had stuck around expecting a show filed out, leaving the Vulcan alone.
Spock glanced quickly about the room, finding himself blissfully alone. He closed his eyes and let his body sink into the plush cushions, allowing a soft moan of pleasure to escape his lips.
Ten minutes later, a certain Captain was milling about the ship when he came upon an interesting sight. There, in his favorite massage chair, was a snoozing Vulcan.
The Captain wasted no time. He snatched the PADD out of his bag, turned it on, and took a selfie with his snoring first officer.
Once his first and foremost duty was complete, Jim stooped down to place a kiss onto Spock’s brow, taking care not to wake the sleeping beauty.
imagine bones taking jim to go fishing and he thinks its gonna be all romantic but instead jim refuses to put the worm on the hook cause its ‘super gross bones!!!’ and ends up falling asleep halfway through and dropping his pole in the water
Actual Beach Babes Fem!Spones Part 2 - In which an outing for ice cream becomes an indecent public display feat. Bubblegum ice cream and green blushes
for real now we got some finger kink and lesbian blue shirts i cant handle this anymore i cant do it oh m god