Imagine it's Saint Patrick's day and Spock isn't wearing any green, so Jim and Bones spend the whole day making him blush so he won't get pinched.


imagine spock thinking that this is a very illogical holiday even for humans, but allowing his bondmates to pinch his butt when he walks by anyhow

Imagine bones and spock in a relationship and the doctor is afraid of spock breaking up with him. To avoid that he tries to be more vulcan-like acting less emotional and more logical. With Kirk and the rest of the crew who keep checking if it's april fools or something.


imagine spock eventually sitting bones down and asking him why hes doing this

when bones tells him why spocks’ heart breaks

imagine spock kissing bones breathless and promising him that thats itsnt what he wants

that hes never ever ever going to leave

They're dying. Jim knows it. So does Bones. Bones puts his head on Jims chest. Jim tangles their hands together. They don't speak. They don't need to. The crew would say they never found them. In truth they could not bare the thought of moving them.


imagine jim and bones slowly decaying together

the wildlife grows around them and eventually overtakes them

the fingers of jims hand blow away in the wind with bones’

Imagine Jim, Spock and Bones and the Bridge Crew playing Lazer Tag. Imagine Spock asking all these ridiculous questions about Lazer Tag, "Are these our phasers? Do these things actually harm people? Jim, this is the most illogical thing ever." Imagine Spock sucking at it when it's time to play, but afterwards he plays Lazer Tag with other crew members whenever Jim and Bones are distracted. And he improves immensely. Imagine Spock owing Jim's team in the rounds of Lazer Tag after.


imagine spock organizing him team and making battle plans and being just a general dork about it

FOR THE NEXT HOUR WHOEVER REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A RANDOM TOS SCREENSHOT AS LONG AS THEY HAVE THEIR SUBMIT BOX OPEN GO DO IT

THATS IT FOLKS THE HOUR IS UP THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING MAY LOGIC AND GOOD FORTUNE SHINE UPON U ALL

FOR THE NEXT HOUR WHOEVER REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A RANDOM TOS SCREENSHOT AS LONG AS THEY HAVE THEIR SUBMIT BOX OPEN GO DO IT
Im looking at the picture you have of Bones spinning Spock in the Captains chair…. I LOVE IT!

Imagine that actually happening when they think they’re alone on the bridge, while Jim has hacked into the security feed watching HIS blue shirts taking turns spinning. Meanwhile, the security has no idea what’s going on since Jim’s hacked only allows them to see an empty room.

MODS NOTE- imagine jim bursting in on both of them and bones and spock quick try to pretend like nothing was happening so theyre trying to stand at attention but bones is super dizzy and falls over

((credit to one-two-many-lives for the first part tho A+))

imagine bones with depression

Anonymous

imagine bones going on anti-depressants because he knows that doesnt make him any more weak for doing so

imagine bones letting jim and spock know what was going on

imagine jim and spock always making sure bones took his meds every day, and going out of their way to talk to him when he looked a little worn

imagine some days it working, and some days it not

imagine bones never being magically cured of his depression 

imagine that being okay

because he has his friends with him

Been too long since I submitting an imagine so. To cheer you up. Uhura and Scottie having a weekly "Get drunk and complain about their triumvirate" session and they finally come to the conclusion they need to just fall into bed already. And Bones shows up out of nowhere, steals both their next shots and flops down with them going "Damnit man, I'm trying! I'm a doctor not cupid!"


imagine bones scotty and uhura’s lil meeting dissolving into a drinking contest between the three of them

imagine uhura winning

I've always imagined part of McCoy's disgruntled behavior around Spock was mostly due to him worrying about accidentally killing Spock in the sickbay, since Vulcans and humans have different biology. Most of Bones' retorts are geared towards Spock physiology (green-blooded= if you had red blood I wouldn't have to worry about you as my patient.) His insults have less heat after M'Benga joins the Enterprise.

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imagine spock feeling uncomfortable if bones goes more than two days without calling him some form of ‘green-blooded hobgoblin’ 

imagine two days passing and spock starts doing things to tick bones off just so he can hear it