bones and jim having shirts that say "i survived pon farr and all i got was this t-shirt" and then on the back it says "jk i got fucking pounded and i loved it"
imagine spock seeing the t-shirts and loosing his mind like hes blushing a bright green and begging them to take them off before someone sees
imagine scotty getting caught staring at the captain's ass one time when he's on the bridge.
imagine spock ordering him to go check on the engines or something and he doesnt even hear him and spock keeps calling his name but all he can focus on is whats in front of him
((Imagine Spock and Bones' wedding)) "Do you, Mister Spock, take Leonard to be your loftly wedded husband?" Spock nods silently; with a quirk of a smile on his lips he thrusts his hand out and lightly pokes his Leonard on the nose, "I boop."
imagine the entire audience being super silent for a moment and then just erupting into laughter
bones smiles, and boops his nose right back
okay honest question: for tos do you imagine it as bottom bones and top spock or opposite? personally i feel that bones behavior in tos points to him preferring to bottom and spock preferring to top. but i kinda think that theyre the sort of couple that switch it up every once in a blue moon. in aos i see bones as a top tho
in my personal headcannons, in tos they kind of take turns. theres not one designated top or anything like that
they both have dominating and submissive qualities
in aos i think bones tops most of the time
i see spock being a lot more fragile in that universe, someone who would seek someone a little more dominant
but tbh if im reading smut or any of yalls headcannons its all fine with me i love it all
i was wondering: do you think spock gets pleasure from human kissing or no? ive read a lot of fics and things where it goes either way and personally i am not to sure myself. i like the fics where it isnt pleasureable for him really unless theyve bonded and then it becomes awesome
in my mind hes always a little bit overwhelmed at first because while vulcan kissing means the same thing, its a little more detached than human kissing
but imo after he gets over that initial shock, he cant get enough of it
Imagine everyone thinks that mirrorverse Spones has scary, kiny, whips and chains sex. But actually it's lots of really soft, sweet nothing filled, vanilla sex with rose petals and candles and silk sheets
imagine mirrorverse spock being a really big cuddler who gets super emotional and sniffly when hes all wrapped up in blankets with bones
imagine an au where spock never joins Starfleet but moves to earth and he adopts a little human girl and then she goes to school and then. and then he meets her teacher.
imagine this teacher being super energetic, with floofy blond hair and a smile that lasts for days
hes always bouncing around the room and doing fascinating art projects with the students
hes very illogical
spock is very intrigued
theres a couple of dubcon headcannons in my ask box
cmon you guys know the rules about this
ana do u even know how much i appreciate how passionate u are about consent ily
i am so damn passionate you do not even know i have no problem causing a scene if im not listened to in this regard
this is my one rule
fuckin follow it cmon now
imagine spock eating spicy food for the first time
imagine the tips of spocks ears turning a bright green and he tries to keep it together but ends up ((very logically of course)) spitting it back out
jim can not stop laughing
Okay, so I was strolling through Google Images and I found this and I immediately thought that you would appreciate it.
Oh my gosh, it’s hilarious.
MODS NOTE - my dear confessingtos i dont know what the hell im going to do with you oh my god